I am a Puff-a-holic.
Everyone say "Hi Macie".
I can't stop eating them, and when I am not shoving them in my mouth two at a time, I am dreaming about them. I scream when Mommy and Daddy don't give them to me fast enough. I now forgo my bottles in protest of being cut off from the Puffs.
I will be entering a 12 step program shortly....wish me luck.
4 comments:
Hi Macie! Sadly, "Papa" and I have witnessed your hopeless puff addiction. Loving you so much we have not only been in denial about it, but are guilty of contributing to the puff monkey on your little back. We also have to admit to considering rigging up a conveyor belt in order to get them into your mouth faster. We're glad you're seeking help and wondering if there is a Puff-Anon group your loved ones can join.
Good luck with your recovery.
Grandma
A note to Mommy,
That was just about the funniest post I have read yet. Thanks for the comedy!!
-g
It is with regret that I tell you that you are genetically predisposed to such an addiction. You see, both your cousin Kate and your cousin Ryan suffered from the same addiction. Perhaps you can seek their council for assistance in your road to recovery.
I believe in tough love for addiction, however, you know that if you want and seek help, your family is here to support you.
We love you and we want you to succeed.
Love,
Auntie Gayle
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