Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A little humor on a rainy day.

Ya gotta love the restaurant industry.......

I went back to work yesterday after being gone a week. I only told one or two people that I work with what I was having done. It's just not something I felt like telling people, apparently I should have.
Some of the rumors were:
1. Boob job (or lift)
2. Lipo (I wish, and thanks for pointing out that I would need that)
3. Tummy Tuck (see above)
4. Hemorrhoid surgery (would have preferred this, but NO)

Clearly rumors 1, 2, and 3 were put to rest the minute they saw me. I lost a few lbs. but definitely not worthy of them thinking I had surgery.
My "girls" still get out of bed 10 minutes after I do in the morning so no "lifting" there!

4 is realistic since I know this happens often during pregnancy, and often after having a baby naturally. I did tell them that this was NOT the surgery I had, and left it at that.

I do believe when I left work yesterday they were all huddled in a corner still trying to figure it out. At least it gave them something to do!

This should keep me amused for at least a week.

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