Thought I was done peeing my pants....

until now. This was too funny to not share. Phil was having a "chat" with Macie tonight that went something like this....(obviously one sided since Macie can't talk back)...

"Macie, you are not to date until you are 17."

"No drinking until you are 19" AND.....

not sure where and how the conversation got to this point, but Phil was explaining to her that by the time she was graduating high school we would be old and she would be changing our diapers. Phil wanted to make sure she knew to use ButtPaste.

This is the look on her face at the exact moment he said that to her.....